step 1: grumble alot whilst pushing the heavyass supplies cart to the dirty room step 2: pray hard as you walk that the room has a DO NOT DISTURB sign hung at the door step 3: knock door 3 times and shout, "HOUSEKEEPING" in your best china accent. Repeat. step4: enter room. Grab toilet cleaning kit, take a deep breath and step into the bathroom step 5: clean up, arrange guests' belonging if any, wash tub, basin n bowl, replenish amenities step 6: bed making (see below, its the main pain in ass procedure) step 7: clean and dust room (same cloth is used for top of tv, floor corners, toilet bowl and CUPS) step 8: arrange all furnitures back to standard positions step 9: replenish all amenities in the room step 10: vaccuum room with the monstrous huge machine available er.. im kinda tired of typing hahahaha
bed making -- an art
what you need (king sized bed): 1x huge bedsheet 1x duvet cover 1x blanket/comforter 1x bed protector 2x pillow case 1x bed foot decor 2x small decorative cushion
1) relieve bed of everything (if bedsheet is wet or sticky, try to block your mind) 2) straighten bed protector sheet 3) flap bed sheet reeeeeaaalllly HARD to cover whole bed 4) tuck four corners of sheet to form a 90 degree right angle (its not easy) 5) flap duvet cover reeeallly HARD too to let air in 6) stuff comforter into duvet cover making sure the 4 corners meet and the ends are in line 7) spread the duvet over bed 8) get rid of clumpys under the cover and straighten out the comforter 9) fold down top 1/7 of the bed 10) make pillows and arrange them properly 11) push bed back to position, nip tuck to smoothen things out and add decoratives! (: 12) pat yourself on the back and imagine yourself as a sexy chambermaid.
TADAH!!!~
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the bedroom. (: there's aircon, mini fridge, tv, dvd player! not too shabby for unice
yes yes yes, the black thingy shows our determination and insistence at having something to prop our asses on when doing our businesses. Don't laugh. In fact, everyone ought to go kowtow to your uncomplaining, ever yielding thrones right now. NOW.
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